Things I See That Make Me Wish I Lived In Canada

 

Eight year old boys

with sunglasses

sipping on Starbucks coffee.

 

Morbidly obese women

Chattering

Gossiping

ordering

a double

cheeseburger with large

French fries

and

a

diet coke.

42 ounces, of course,

to make sure

that greasy burger slides

all the way down their throats.

 

Fat people

Who think that

Those in

Undeveloped countries

Are

starving because

They don’t work

as hard

as we do,

Otherwise they’d have

As much food

as we

have

access to.

 

People passing by

homeless, hungry

men on

the street,

muttering quietly

about the downfall of

the economy,

while on their way

out of the

toy store,

or,

Starbucks coffee.

 

Forever 21

and

Limited

Too, producing

increasingly

sluttier clothing

while

everyone else is

desperately

trying to find

a way to reduce

teen

pregnancy.

 

A woman

talking on her cell phone,

smoking,

holding

an umbrella

while

trying

to ride

her bicycle.

Sipping on Starbucks coffee.